Mission Log
First week as a Special Agent:This job is going to be the death of me.
And after seeing the inside of the Carrington Institute (and Carrington's Private Villa),
I'm beginning to think I'm entitled to a raise...
Reading the Instruction Booklet on the plane ride to Nevada, discovering that Jonathan is the Carrington Institute's "most experienced undercover agent ".
Jonathan is also "Less suited to out-and-out combat ".
That explains a lot.
Fast forward to earlier today:
Left to die in a lab full of poisonous gas. Doing the dirty work while the other operative hides safely - Out of harms way.
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The "Doctors" in green scrubs are hell-bent on sticking me with their toxins. Fortunately their surgical gowns offer little protection from bullets. |
Where is that Jonathan, anyway?
Hiding somewhere safe, while I'm getting drugged in some kind of rookie initiation.
Gonna spend the rest of the day in a haze...
(Kinda like what Denzel Washington did to Ethan Hawke in Training Day )
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Drugged or not, still gotta take aim and blast every baddie... |
After pulling Jonathan out of the break room and insisting that we've got work to do, he lazily jogs over to the wall...
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He made sure to finish his lunch before even attempting to prepare the escape route. (Even looked around cluelessly as if he'd never done this before) |
All set to leave, without a second to spare - And Jonathan is gallantly dashing around playing hero, engaging in random gunfights against a legion of endlessly spawning guards.
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"If this is how you operate, I'm surprised you lasted more than five minutes." |
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Just as I suspected - "CI Operative" Jonathan is secretly working for the other side.
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If he causes me to fail one more time - I'll see to it personally that he never returns from Area 51.